|
0426
myself getting mixed up with dreamy, irresponsible, sexy, bullshit musicians and musician-types... a fucked up lover with a passion for humor and cuteness… |
0425
my best friend being perfect forever alone |
0424
My girlfriend Being so incredibly AWESOME! Lucky guy! |
0423
My boyfriend Bringing home 1,000,000 tiny, useless, disgusting kohlrabi and expecting me to spend LITERALLY hours in the kitchen preparing them into something barely edible. Blow torch wielder. |
0422
My Girlfriend Hating the loving gift of kohlrabi that she brutally attacked me in the living room with a blow torch of burning malice. Naive lover! |
0421
the media portraying the occupation wall streeters as dirty and stupid drum banging homeless hippies whose streets? our streets! |
0420
The U.S. Militia Groups Becoming nothing more than a bunch of crotchety old vets who just want to own guns to shoot tin cans and complain about Democrats. They're supposed to protect us from corruption... Helpless and unsupported revolutionary who wants Socialism Now! |
0419
My older brother Being a 30-something freeloader who does nothing but clubbing, drinking and leech off everyone he knows. Including whatever flavor-of-the-week girlfriend he happens to have. Having no respect for a man who will never grow up, and resenting him for being just like our father. |
0418
My subconscious Subjecting me to torturous dreams of dead loved ones, so when I am just waking up I think they are still alive for a split second. Endlessly depressed. |
0417
My Neighbor For being one of those "oh my child would never do that" type of parents and hating me because your kids sucks! The smart “know-it-all” neighbor. |
0416
My sister-in-law For buying a big house with a pool that she knew she couldn't afford, having a boatload of status-obsessed, feral kids she doesn't want to spend time raising, and never holding a job for more than a few weeks... but most of all for feeling that she is entitled to all of the above. Paying to bail her out yet again. Trying to be compassionate – to realize that her materialism blinds her to her own role in her own suffering… and deciding to vent on an anonymous website so that I can keep it together in person when I’m depleting my savings to write her another check for the sake of the innocent children involved. |
0415
Myself For forgetting to get wealthy enough to avoid realizing that the majority of people are unable to see and act on reality. See above. |
0414
The Government EVERYTHING! Someone who thinks Australia looks REALLY good these days! |
0413
NAZIS LIBERTY CABBAGE GERMAN ENTHUSIAST. |
0412
my brother for upsetting my parents with his selfish attitude the sister who gives him countless chances |
0411
MYSELF MY OWN ABILITY TO PASS OR FAIL IN LIFE. TO NOT LET HARDSHIP AND STRUGGLE PREVENT ME FROM ACCOMPLISHING SOMETHING THAT WILL BENEFIT MYSELF, MY CHILDREN AND MY LOVED ONES. |
0410
THE REPUBLICAN PARTY SUCKING THE PHARMACEUTICAL INDUSTRY'S DICK FOR OVER ONE HUNDRED YEARS BY THWARTING UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. FIRST WE WOULD BE LIKE GERMANS, THEN COMMUNISTS NOW SOCALISTS. APATHETIC NOBODY. |
0409
THE ECONOMOY NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND A JOB THAT SUITS MY KNOWLEDGE, SKILLS AND ABILITIES BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS A MASTER'S DEGREE. THINKING THAT THE AMERICAN DREAM IS STILL ALIVE. |
0408
My woman Making me mushy Cuddling at night not letting her sleep. Knuddeling randomly, placing my hand on her tail bone constantly and nuzzling with noses. |
0407
John Knowing the floor plan Dreaming at an instant. |
0406
Myself For not living up to my own expectations At 77…must find way to go with peace |
0405
My fiancee's best friend. Killing my fiancee by letting him ride his motorcycle after they had been drinking heavily. Mourning his death for years. |
0404
Dysfunctional adults. Being pathetic, self pitying losers who blame their abusive parents for their own current drug problems. Successful adult who was abused as a child but got over it. |
0403
Sara Being a gossiping two-faced backstabber. Gossip victim. |
0402
Capitalism. Being the root of all evils. Eschewing materialism. |
0401
The media. Sensationalism. To never watch the news. |
0400
The environment. Giving children cancer. Depressed onlooker. |
0399
My boyfriend Clinging to me throughout the night and not letting me sleep. Sleep deprived. |
0398
The Republican Party Being so reactionary and refusing to work with the President to get mutually agreeable programs psssed. I didn’t support moderate Republicans |
0397
America my mother's bitterness and my father's silence. i’ve inherited their immigrant albatross. |
0396
greedy business people Being the 2% who have 85% of the money. Who accumulate, rather than creating jobs. They send work to cheaper employees.... no wonder Americans can't afford to spend. Laid off, still unemployed, desperate, 56, lots of skills, current computer skills included, and I can’t even get an interview! |
0395
politicians for being out of touch and acting like two-year-olds and refusing to put their constituents before their own need for power I vote……. |
0394
G-d Death of my spouse. Being unable to protect her. |
0393
the chicken pox virus giving me shingles “the pox of solitude”— Marquez |
0392
you haunting my dreams to eliminate you from my subconscious. you’re not a good person. at all. |
0391
the Lakers For getting me excited about them winning a championship None whatsoever, except for watching them play. |
0390
the internet distracting me from work internet marketing analyst |
0389
myself not paying enough attention to the bag carousel again guy whose luggage got swiped (AGAIN) |
0388
fingers picking my nose nose police |
0387
Alice Farting Secret Farting |
0386
Drugs Being really fucking fun I love drugs. |
0385
bacteria being small. providing a relative level of size to allow them to be small. |
0384
your mother eating my dick getting eatun |
0383
this website wasting my time being stupid enough to visit it |
0382
my birthday for making me feel like crap every passing year. bring born on that day |
0381
Corsair (again) Being brilliant marketers. See No. 0380 |
0380
Corsair Being brilliant marketers. Repeated owner of “unbreakable” USB flash drives that are hardy, but wipe your data for fun. |
0379
All those old white guys Making heartless decisions and fucking everything up Trying to take a different path |
0378
Pennypinching consumers The mass exodus of manufacturing and service industries overseas Pointing out that it’s our own damn fault! |
0377
guys treat girls like disposable plastic bags did not see the sign |
0376
ignorant + agro colleague projecting ignorance onto me and making me less efficient at my job; causing me emotional distress taking it without complaint and reinforcing their lack of culpability |
0375
Most Bronx Science kids Always using up the little space on the 10 bus at the 4 train stop. Dammit walk those few blocks and let others who really need to get on get on! Putting up with this bull for the last 3 years. Finds it easier to skip them all. |
0374
Penises Getting Vaginas Pregnant I have a penis. |
0373
the toaster always burning the toast toast scraper |
0372
Anyone but me. Everything. Minimal at most. |
0371
you know who you are how could you!? lets just focus on you for a minute |
0370
Dell Skimping on product quality for their own financial gain. Discontent owner of a Dell XPS laptop with failing hardware, who should have got alot more for his money. |
0369
my aunt her irresponsibility and for being a burden on my family i enabled her behavior and never told her to grow up. |
0368
Religion. Makin people feel dependant on imaginary beings. I took a step back and looked at my beliefes with a critical eye and an open mind and realized that as a kid i was brainwashed into forfeiting living my life to its fullest so i could get extra innings in the sky after i was dead. |
0367
Politics/ politicians Everything. Bystander with an outside veiw. |
0366
Society. Taking away people's ability to form their own opinions. Another zombie. |
0365
People. Being stupid. Stupid person. |
0364
Q., that guy He wanted to go out for lunch. I said yes, my friend said only if he paid for her, so we went out for lunch and he paid her lunch but not mine. We dont have the same values or the same friendship ideas and I knew it before saying yes. |
0363
Green Acres Mall closing Haagen-Dazs, wtf! Pissed off loyal customer! |
0362
menopause everything bad that could ever happen to a person! My mother has menopause. Nuff said! |
0361
my so-called "mother" her years of verbal abuse and neglect that led me into drinking and future drug use The younger daughter who never felt adequate in comparison to my older sister…she confirmed that notion |
0360
asdfsf asdf adf |
0359
Anthony Michael Hall His lovely blonde eyelashes. ...what a man... Having a “The dead zone” series marathon instead of living a life |
0358
DISNEY CHANNEL LEADING ME ON FOR 1 YEAR BELIEVING IN THE EVIL MOUSE!!!! |
0357
my bussiness partner for falling in love with me. shut up |
0356
Myself Between Me and I, We Have Only Myself To Blame Being unworthy |
0355
everyone nothing fatalism |
0354
My Cat The Great Hairball of '10 clean up |
0353
Rush Limbaugh & friends capitalizing on and promoting irrational conservative exuberance Hopelessly fighting irrationality with rationality to no effect |
0352
the people in charge failing snark |
0351
my friends not calling me the guy who never calls them either |
0350
Wachovia charging me a fee for a check they didn't even honor. kiting checks |
0349
My mother and father my Christian fundamentalist guilt trusting naive child |
0348
perv husband sexual abuse breaking a child's trust breaking a family creating suffering deceived and enraged wife and mother who wasted 19 years loving and trusting |
0347
PHP being so complicated more hack than hacker |
0346
LA traffic making me miss my audition still waiting tables |
0345
the recession the deficit pissed off at people who blame spending |
0344
resistance being so supported not the enabler |
0343
Tera ruining our brother's engagement night with her constant, attention-drawing antics pissed off older sister |
0342
Kevin Stealing my girlfriend she was too hot not to go after. |
0341
law school making me incapable of social interaction with normal human beings e.g nonlawyers taking out over 100,000 in student loans for the privilege of being divested of my humanity. |
0340
shirelle all the pain & suffering in studio & generally being a self important idiot guilty of not kicking her teeth in |
0339
Whose on first Whats on second I dunno -on third |
0338
The Devil Making me do it Giving in and loving it. |
0337
Unggoy Giving us mediocre ideas that he just pulls out from his ass.. To spare the universe from his mediocrity. |
0336
Barney stealing my thunder I. Am. Grimace. |
0335
the spammers fuckin up the flow of this with spam spam hater |
0334
society hating myself for being gay self victimizer |
0333
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ making people rich the person with loose change |
0332
Senior Management Jumping the gun and over reacting to the rich SOB that makes a stink about nothing. The Sous Chef prepping the Crow for serving. |
0331
My parents Not letting me poop in public toilets as a child, they said I would catch a disease! I have irritable bowel syndrome and suffer from constipation |
0330
That person Not being me Is being the role-model |
0329
you you know what you did. and if you don't, i'm not going to tell you. being passive aggressive |
0328
him. making me think that he loved me. gullibe ex-girlfriend. |
0327
Maggie For making him scared, angry, and unable to trust. The woman who has stuck by him. |
0326
insurance companies hiding the lyme disease epidemic in the US not demanding coverage for lyme in 19989 |
0325
stupid shoppers buying all this plastic junk that breaks down and becomes useless buying into it as well |
0324
Bruce (coworker) Not motivating me to do my job. The victim. |
0323
Jeff Being a terrible monkey. The owner of an ungrateful monkey! |
0322
Meghan Trying to make me her monkey. I am not your monkey! |
0321
The Q. department Lying to my boss, trying to make their mistakes everyone´s fault , trying to make me work for them instead of working for me. Accepting this job |
0320
EM being so cruel- never understanding the fault of his behavior and never apologizing I put up with the behavior for far too long (but not anymore!) |
0319
Jennifer Ruining my mattress with your urine! The guy with the ruined mattress |
0318
the politicians for mishandling the economy stayed in the country instead of moving when I was young |
0317
Myself. Being unemployed. Really unemployed. |
0316
the professors being smug, self satisfied pricks who abuse the staff staff. |
0315
The jerk Not responding to my text message offering a present, thereby provoking a weekend of existential angst. Buying into expectation. |
0314
290 and 288 Heightened expectations of what a woman should be. Maybe I want to be a housewife. Angry woman who wishes other women should sit down and shut the fuck up, you have everything you could possibly want. |
0313
Hideous hipsters ruining everything that was good; this includes but is not limited to: beer art bicycles Ray Bans unicorns organic food What can I do? I am helpless. |
0312
My parents making me go to their house everyweek to fix their TV, cellphones and electronic stuff I dont say no. |
0311
theaters being so dark doing sweet stuff with the person i brought along |
0310
boot leg mind control taking control of my actions. Creating sexual tension between one of my closest friends and currently breaking us apart. trying to move on with my teenage life, finding it hard to let go |
0309
Ariel making me go to wal-mart giving into her ways |
0308
Steve Bringing dog in and getting shit all over my rug. I didn’t do shit about it but now I wish I had kicked the fucker. |
0307
George W. Bush My herpes. Applying Valtrex. |
0306
The heat in NYC. Everything, every fucking thing. Sweating. |
0305
Myself Not being brave enough Enlightenment |
0304
Not me Anything that went wrong or will go wrong None |
0303
Mc Donalds having breakfast menus innocent by stander |
0302
NIKE stealing my girlfriend i am the victim |
0301
Obama/U.S. Gov't/BP Not doing enough to stop the oil spill and rejecting help from other countries Concerned human being living on the planet |
0300
My boss being a crazy psycho Working with her |
0299
Myself Something Everything |
0298
My Boss Everything that goes wrong in our office, but particularly any misunderstandings and vagaries. Not making sure that information is clear, whatever the cost. |
0297
The Liberals Of America Perpetuating an environment of overly politically correct dialogue resulting in the destruction of cultural significance. Innocent Bystander and Supporter of the English Language |
0296
the temptations of summer making me fail my history class not doing my summer work |
0295
gordon ramsey keeping me up all night needing to find out who will become the next head chef of the savoy |
0294
cookies being so damn delicious being rather adept at baking those bitches up! |
0293
Steve at Accounting Peeing in the water dispenser Accounting. |
0292
Pie Being Delicious Pie Hole |
0291
My brain My chronic depression On anti-depressants, |
0290
Men Fucking up the entire world with their authority issues, "me me me" mentality and wars All women on the planet |
0289
My so-called friend K I can count on him for NOTHING and he critizes me all the time. He makes compliments to our best friend for her body, making me think he is a jerk and a pig. I didnt see this coming when I met him. Now I dont let his stupid comments affect me. As soon as I change from this office I wont talk to him again. |
0288
Men in workplace Creating a competitive environment and thus wasting their and the others time and effort in useless things to gain useless authority. A very efficient girl who is constantly involved in male conspiracies for power. |
0287
Gabe simultaneously rejecting me and ditching me to find my way home from williamsburg at 4 am. naive confounder of love and lust. |
0286
My roommate Eating all my eggs “sugar daddy” apparently |
0285
Women in the workplace Creating an economic downturn by effectively doubling the workforce and reducing demand by increasing supply, thus reducing salaries. A man who has to work two jobs to support his family. |
0284
Office of Blame not scanning the accountability sheets before they post them on their websites & allow a fight (Like the one about illegal immigrants) to ensue... Annoyed opinionated loudmouth |
0283
Laws about inmigration Who has the right to say where I can live? Just because someone was born in a country that doesnt mean he or she owns it. Lost in other´s laws |
0282
#281 illegals should go back and wait to get into the country legally, like everybody else legal immigrant |
0281
#279 blaming illegal immigrants - get a life! 17 year old daughter to mexican immigrants |
0280
My wife Never wanting to have sex often, she likes it once a week Gettin some on the side |
0279
Illegal Immigrants Drug trafficking and taking away jobs American Citizen |
0278
Caspar Being a prick Never asked that myself |
0277
Americans Their distorted concepts of liberty and democracy The rest of the world. Pay your taxes and shut up. |
0276
my next door neighboor renting out her low income housing rent-controlled apartment she received from the city and making 2K off it a month, and she isn't poor! i pay top dollar and live next door, calling the housing authority |
0275
My dad My huge nose Looking at my nose too much |
0274
the younger generation for being attractive and uppity old fart |
0273
Death Taking our loved ones away from us I have a fear of dying |
0272
Myself Not being able to find a job Father of 3 kids |
0271
new yorkers walking right past that man and not doing anything to help him i shot a video of it and put it up on vimeo |
0270
Oakville Boys being rich, superficial jerks with MUCH higher standards than the rest of the world. If everyone else thinks I'm pretty, why can't you? So average that boys either think I’m out of or under their leagues… |
0269
John R. Continually bringing my hopes up, then taking them to the top of the Space Needle, and smashing them into bits Disgruntled, former stupid little girl, who should have known better by now |
0268
A lot of people. Having a women beauty ideal based on slimness (making me feel ugly). I have the same ideal. |
0267
My coworkers Making me an unwitting outsider Deep inside a witting outsider. I want to be a part of their group but I dont like anyone of them. Maybe they have noticed. |
0266
My jerk ex boss Yelling everyone in front of everyone. Today the accountant lovely woman near me is crying because he yelled at her like a fucking idiot. I left his department so not to bear his beh. But now I feel guilty for not getting up and smack him into his face or kindly ask him to please shut up. |
0265
BP Really Bitchin' Out Spectator. |
0264
D.D.R. Not calling me. Not talking to me. Being a self centered guy who doesn't know how to treat a girl. Disheartened, trying to make excuses,girlfriend. |
0263
Everyone. Everything. Allowing them to hurt me in every possible way. |
0262
airlines no nonstop flights from msy to sat homesick traveler |
0261
his eyes not seeing what's in front of him. waving like a mad man. |
0260
breasts making it hard to look where i'm going in town easily distracted male |
0259
Korea Throwing people at a problem instead of fixing it helpless American watching it all go to hell |
0258
my face not being beautiful wearer |
0257
my young coworkers their cruelty a former cruel 29 year old |
0256
my grandfather being a monster collateral damage |
0255
nintendo costing me so much damn money person in debt |
0254
Ponytailed asshole Asking a question but wanting an argument more than an answer Trying to have a reasoned discussion |
0253
God Not existing I believed and then I stopped |
0252
The U.S. Military Making me feel ashamed of my sexuality. Being a wofter. |
0251
My Mother Making me believe, from a far too young age, that I'm not good enough or deserving enough to be happy. Being afraid of her. It has taken me way too long to realize she only has power to make me feel small if I give it to her. |
0250
Myself losing a grest friend and the man I love Being a beligerent drunk |
0249
School Boring days student |
0248
Management Getting in the way of running an efficient, effective, and enjoyable organization. Source of sound advice to be pushed aside in favor of self gratifying ego inflation |
0247
Nanites Itchy hair Not depilating my entire being. |
0246
Ira Glass Making me think that the most inconsequential of events might have deep significance. Idealist listener. |
0245
the Smoke Monster Eyjafjallajokull volcanic eruption, the economic crisis, for France doing so poorly in the World Cup, and probably the BP disaster. Jack |
0244
Drunken Jeff Mitchell Harrassing me in my apartment parking lot, I was just walking to my car! Leave me alone! You dont know what Im doing! Innocent lady who looks like another pretty lady |
0243
HOPAC Causing boners Timothy, the guy with the boner |
0242
Joose Our ridiculous weekend shenanigans Joose ingestor |
0241
Robert wasting a great deal of my time with his lack of cursory knowledge on Microsoft Office, and Computers in general. unfortunate victim of circumstance / peon |
0240
George Bush everything being a black person |
0239
boys being both easily manipulated and so very delicious lovable slut |
0238
Descartes and Hegel everything head-shaker |
0237
Ozgo Not taking his Ritalin today Drug supervisor |
0236
my brother ruining his own life continually constant head shaker |
0235
technology ruining the intrinsic simplicity of life avid techie |
0234
condoms a false sense of security new father |
0233
Susan Continued department apathy supplying additional apathetic comments when needed. |
0232
my "mom" for making me financially dependent unable to make decisions for myself |
0231
my (ex) roommate wasting my time in having to listen to her and making my ears bleed from the sound of her voice actively moving out |
0230
my boyfriend ruining things with my family stand in the middle of chaos |
0229
The vuvuzela The noise Football fan |
0228
God The World All of the above. |
0227
www.officeofblame.com wasting 5 minutes of my life expecting to find some humor here |
0226
The human race For the increased rate of destruction of the Earth Ashamed member of the human race |
0225
Religion Giving people a way to seemingly justify hate, intolerance, bigotry and misogyny. (Male) Evangelical Atheist. |
0224
The World Cup Making otherwise sane people into hyper-reactive maniacs Husband of said Hyper-Reactive Maniac |
0223
Biology The menstrual cycle A woman. |
0222
A&E Intervention Obsessed Hoarders shameless enjoyer of other peoples miseries |
0221
myself not holding myself to higher standards Wasted Talent |
0220
God Fucking up. Creation. |
0219
everyone Being dumb enough to believe any governing body. American. |
0218
BP Putting profits before safety. outraged American citizen |
0217
asshats I work with getting me sucked into my CEOs office for a 6:30 smackdown on office staff inadequacy black smoke |
0216
poker being a too interesting game an unlucky player |
0215
joel schumacher attempting to destroy batman paying to see it in the cinema, encouraging him to keep making movies. just stop. |
0214
My Ex Lying, cheating, hooking. Plus convincing me to change my standards and beliefs to validate her choices. Being gullible, and listening to parts of my body other than my brain. |
0213
Myself Not getting off my arse to get a job quickly after getting fired A Lazy bastard |
0212
my first boyfriend adoring me so much that i believed all men are decent naive girl who saw him as replaceable – and subsequently had her heart curb stomped by a scumbag |
0211
militant muslim groups keeping me from watching south park human being |
0210
internet porn ruining my life masturbator |
0209
my landlord roaches disgusted tenant |
0208
making it oh too easy to spy on him lovesick puppy |
0207
Hugo Rafael Chavez Frias Rolling back Venezuela's history back to the 19th century and taking freedom from every Venezuelan towards a Grotesque Dictatorship While never voted for him, I should have worked hard earlier towards informing about the horrible mistake we are suffering. |
0206
my friends making me interesting in piercings and body mods the person who can’t cause her mom’s an uptight biotch |
0205
my ex. everything that sux. should never have let her crash at my house that night. |
0204
McDonald's Putting crack in their salt. Carrying that extra 30 pounds of french fries around my stomach. |
0203
My mother Never managing her money well after her divorce. Teaching me nothing about financial responsibility but complaining. Trying not to make the same mistakes. Trying to get out from under her debt. |
0202
myself continuing to hook up with an ex for validation looking inward for from now on |
0201
Frank Lee Morris unintentionally convincing me to throw away my hopes & dreams to persue my new goal of being thrown in jail, then escaping. Monkey See, Monkey Do Better |
0200
Myself Screwing things up with a wonderful girl/my best friend The naive, stupid-decision making fool that lost her |
0199
bryson making me feel like shit for asking me for another girl's number hopeful girl |
0198
Law school Screwing idealistic undergrads over. Innocent bystanding. |
0197
The internet. For being so damn addicting. Spend way too much time on things far from appropriate. |
0196
Summer Classes My lack of happiness My pessimistic outlook on life I take them because my major requires it |
0195
Malcolm ruining my self esteem for the next 7 years by calling me ugly every day during 7th grade middle schooler in “awkward phase” |
0194
Raj teaching me to blame others formally self-reliant girlfriend |
0193
Rosa Parks Not listening to my Grandpa to move to the back of the bus EAR OF THE COMPLAINTS |
0192
Jesse B. Getting my hopes up, letting me down, finding a new girl after you tell me you love me. Heart broken |
0191
myself forgetting to pack dog food on our camping trip unhappy camper who had to put up with terrible — I mean TERRIBLE — gas from my dog who ate sausage and eggs all weekend |
0190
You (P.R.) Breaking my heart when you thought all I wanted was a hook-up. Closet Complainer |
0189
popular media using the word empathetic instead of empathic. person who doesn’t like the completely legitimate adjective empathetic because it sounds too much like pathetic. |
0188
British Petrolium Killing off the few animals left on this planet & practically guaranteeing the I will never drive a car. Furious Activist fighting for a lost cause |
0187
cellphones giving me anxiety problems hyper-connected teenage girl |
0186
rap music making women seem like animals or objects disgusted music lover |
0185
The Roman Catholic Church Holding back my country's progress Frustrated and disillusioned citizen |
0184
my parents feeding my brother until he's obese a sad onlooker |
0183
the internet giving me so many more reasons to be stressed bored and frustrated kid |
0182
the whole damn world being so materialistic someone who will have to compromise her dreams to make a living |
0181
The love of my life Making me fall in love with him despite the circumstances keeping us far apart. Console my broken heart alone. |
0180
television/the media making me feel fat every time I put on size 10 jeans an otherwise content 16 year old |
0179
Governor Patterson/NYS Raising the price of cigarettes to keep New York State out of debt. Angry smoker who feels they should pick on people who don’t pay taxes, instead. |
0178
the generational gap making my dad incompetent with the internet, which in turn makes me have to help him with every little thing. aggravated daughter |
0177
my parents feeding us shit daughter |
0176
myself believing his lies “that girl” |
0175
My dad being an asshole pissed daughter |
0174
R.C.M. sucking the will to live out of me looking on helplessly unable to tell her how i feel |
0173
Bad-music listeners Encouraging bad-music makers to continue to do such. Spreading the Gospel According to Radiohead. |
0172
Most people For being hypocritical babies who pretend they aren't disgustingly over-privileged Taking them down a notch |
0171
my dad for not understanding that my mom had just died five months prior and i needed more time to heal not sweeping the floor well enough |
0170
my mother's parents doing a terrible job raising my mom, causing her to be unable to cope with her own feelings sufferer of the psychological effects |
0169
Obama Everything I failed at even protecting my anal virginity. In fact I gave it away and still do. |
0168
OBA Pointing Fingers Hypocrisy? |
0167
My Boss Taking credit for everything I've done on the job, and making the upper management think I am an idiot. Disgruntled peon. |
0166
El gobierno de CHAVEZ Todas las muertes en Venezuela, y la falta de Justicia en Venezuela Buscar diferentes medios de protesta!!! |
0165
Stephenie Meyer The next generation of painfully air-headed bimbos. Seething onlooker. |
0164
british petroleum the loss of my anal virginity i was unconscious.. |
0163
My Girlfriend's mom. >>Being an old lady without a fashion sense; wanting to dress her daughter up in old lady clothes (AKA: wanting to make her look stupid). Annoyed lover. |
0162
Bravo TV The Real Housewives of New York. Ashamed fan. |
0161
#166 blaming your students and calling them assholes messenger – change your job |
0160
my asshole students killing my creativity. I wanted financial security. I gave up my art. |
0159
Mary S not being happy about our engagement future husband |
0158
my father my loneliness in the world and perceived helplessness. turning down opportunities and maintaining a superior attitude to keep myself apart from others. |
0157
George shaking up my world view and sense of trusting others i trusted you and overlooked all the character flaws |
0156
my parents making me short i didn’t do nuthin! |
0155
plastic not being sustainable and being an easy out for packaging. eliminating my plastic usage and purchasing. Looking for solutions to clean up the massive island of plastic in the ocean. |
0154
my asshole ex-boyfriend cheating on me, marrying her and still having the nerve to check my website. moving on |
0153
Josh and/or Jill sharing our pregnancy secret for us, BEFORE we were ready. telling each of them in the first place |
0152
my friends letting me sleep with each of them was versatile |
0151
Shay hogging my boo's time when I want it allowed her to claim the role that could have been mine |
0150
Rachel P. of Gothamist helping to expose the "plant" growing in Union Square Park discontented “plant” smoker |
0149
Noassatall Syndrome attracting negative attention from shallow men and making me hate my body planning to get butt implants or injections for my birthday as a gift to myself |
0148
my parents caring more about their drug and alcohol habits than my education college dropout who can’t afford to pay tuition, yet doesn’t qualify for financial aid |
0147
my dad's porn collection making me like women since we all know that most of the emphasis is placed on the woman's body young woman who secretly watched his tapes and looked through his magazines ever since I was a child |
0146
My boss Giving me nightmares and making my job undo-able Participating in her manipulation! |
0145
myself trying to find who to blame, and for blaming others for my wrong doing self blamer |
0144
...the dominant culture ecocide not doing enough to SMASH the dominant culture |
0143
the powerful and rich poverty and despair complacency |
0142
Wall Street Making useless investment products out of loans and mortgages and leveraging the $ to the point of financial collapse Taking $ from these folks to fund “good works” and thereby making them feel better about themselves |
0141
Old men in suits Injustice I consume |
0140
my first grade teacher for telling me i write too big perfectionist |
0139
Myself Saying I think the world is out to get me. Fabulist. |
0138
The World Being out to get me, like always. victim. hyper-sensitive victim. |
0137
my friends abandonment in the most inopportune times/areas angsty teenager |
0136
Sister Mary Callista Embarrassing me in front of my entire third-grade class by making me sing in front of everyone all by myself. Having a lousy voice. |
0135
My Mom For replacing me with new and cute babies every couple of years and making me share my room. None. I’m totally blameless in this. |
0134
society for making it literally impossible for me to make a living doing what i love subscribing to somebody else’s idea of what life and happiness are supposed to be |
0133
my mother everything transferring blame to the nearest & most convenient target |
0132
myself being too scared to make things happen lacking the cahones |
0131
Tony the Tiger diabetes eating cereal |
0130
the Cold War Calculator watches I watched ‘Head of Class’ until that Scottish guy took over as teacher |
0129
England Marzipan I don’t hate it |
0128
lesbians mullets lesbian |
0127
God everything letting people know that god does not exist. |
0126
Pulito Being so damn burly combing his beard |
0125
Myself for thinking "a little project manager work" sounded exciting is TracyLocke’s bitch. |
0124
Southern Comfort tasting like a rusty penny with cat hair is almost over. |
0123
bloomberg everything not voting |
0122
G.A. potential dry socket active participant |
0121
myself the BP gulf oil spill watching it all go down on tv |
0120
Mc Donalds the pubes in my burger and the .... in my drinks the consumer |
0119
the funny posts on here making me laugh out loud in a library daily reader |
0118
Quiznos causing my pregnant wife to have an emotional breakdown after closing the location near our home I dried her tears and traveled an extra 25 minutes into Brooklyn to get some for her |
0117
The Office making me stay awake longer than I planned so that I could watch the marathon I watch the show faithfully and each time seems like the first time |
0116
chocolate chip brownies seducing me in only the way they know best.... being a chocolate chip brownie whore |
0115
the 46 year old woman making me want an older woman even more 25 year old cougar hunter so come hither |
0114
my neighbor's 23 y/o son bringing out the cougar in me Divorced 46 y/o woman who thinks he’s sexy and wants to rock his world…meow! |
0113
Luna Park giving the unruly teens of our city and nearby areas another place to go "wilding" A young woman who remained civilized throughout her youth |
0112
the devil making me do it liking it! |
0111
Sadistic Russian Dentist My initial unnecessary root canal and now subsequent treatments to fix the damage she inflicted. I just wanted to get my teeth cleaned. |
0110
depeche mode not breaking up after alan wilder left... the dumb schmuck who has spent thousands of dollars since then in albums, dvds, re-releases, box sets, tshirts and gigs on two continents. |
0109
chelsea making the wrong decision. chelsea |
0108
myself having an affair with a married man feeling bad and liking it at the same time |
0107
govenor christie for suspending the property-tax rebate program new jersey homeowner who is selling her house and moving to another state! |
0106
me loving that hard idiot |
0105
douglas shooting up his room with a bebe gun. older sister. |
0104
Mister Softee waking my 3 month old brother up almost everyday by stopping in front of my house for 10 mintues Annoyed older sister |
0103
Keith making me lose interest in men victim of verbal abuse and domestic violence |
0102
the nyc art world not representing women and women of color in museums and galleries more woman artist |
0101
my brother for being a snitch not sticking up to him until now. |
0100
you my homosexuality spread aids to everyone |
0099
my mother ruining my self-esteem by showing favoritism towards my sister since the day I was born the victim who can’t wait to move far away from everyone |
0098
my career sucking the life out of me and making it impossible for me to have a social life I continue to work |
0097
NYC not having a curfew for people under 21 Resident who was forced to listen to loud voices and music blasting from the car of my 18 year old neighbor at 3:00 AM |
0096
alcohol filling my voids and being the only solution to the problems that my friends and family members cause alcoholic |
0095
texas board of ed being racist, rewriting history and for using the education system to push their own agenda never going to texas |
0094
game developers putting save game data in obscure windows or users folders instead of the game folder. so at windows reinstall we lose all saves. spreading the word so the devs put the save data where it belongs. and definitely not wasting time to search all the saves for every game. |
0093
Ignorent People Tolerance Treating everyone with the respect they earn and/or deserve. |
0092
my ex-roommate being a creepy, controlling doucbe hating my life |
0091
this website making me rage because scrolling to the right to read the entries is incredibly annoying everyone on earth |
0090
Feds and BP Not going to jail for the biggest oil spill that has ruined the Gulf Completely sickened |
0089
Joel Klein Giving us really bad students I just pass them so that they move on and get out of our school |
0088
hi-c and turkey for being so delicious and bringing me closer to danny aiello dying happy. |
0087
Europeans. Judging someone as less just because they're American. Watcher. |
0086
the man the oil spill co signer |
0085
4chan party van not so funny when it’s parked in your front lawn |
0084
this website wasting my time helpless bystander |
0083
KFC ruining medicinal marijuana RAHT |
0082
N:0082 Eurofag Get off the internet. |
0081
Americunts Being airheaded twats and irritating all and sundry here in Britain Person trying hard not to hit anyone with a stupid overly-drawly accent |
0080
europeans for taking jobs in nyc and expecting US co-workers to conform to over-sharing and sensitivity. being too direct, having confidence and constantly fielding pussified requests for a softer tone of voice. |
0079
No. 0066 Coming to terms with what happened. It's okay. Reader. |
0078
that man twice my age making me fall in love with him love sick with him. |
0077
my boyfriend not marring me right now girlfriend |
0076
my ego making me feel bad about not being more "successful" Feeling like a victim |
0075
cholula hot sauce for being good on everything. chief experience officer |
0074
Yogi Bear Positively portraying bears as friendly creatures Getting mauled in an attempt to converse with a bear. |
0073
my dad for throwing a rollerskate at my head when I was 12. ducking. and somehow ducking ever since. |
0072
gin making me think too much on the rocks… |
0071
myself. for hurting the good one, and helping the bad one... ever changing and delusional …. |
0070
him for knowing hes an ass, and not doing anything about it. shitstain! allowing it |
0069
the mother of my child making me a single father by abandoning our 1 year old son I was patient and gave her time to adjust to motherhood, but she refused. |
0068
SPRINT for being a shitty cell phone company i chose them over anyone else. |
0067
my heart for making poor choices i caught feelings. |
0066
Mayor Bloomberg Fucking up my beloved city by consistently giving to the rich and taking from the poor I continue to live here and watch as he slowly turns every major street into a pedestrian plaza for tourists to enjoy |
0065
Myself My son's suicide last year His homophobic father |
0064
No 0065 Supporting the rappers who degrade women and make him view them as objects instead of human beings! I don’t listen to rap music at all! |
0063
Rap music and videos Making me look at women differently Daily listener |
0062
Drugs and alcohol Claiming the lives of my mother, sister, and uncle Not seeking help for them sooner |
0061
My ex-boyfriend Causing me to lose our unborn child and my sanity Stayed with him for 4 years even though he put me through hell after our 2nd anniversary |
0060
An NFL player Making me cheat on my husband Accepting his gifts and large sums of money to hush me up |
0059
My neighbor's husband Stealing my innocence when I was 12 Keeping it a secret |
0058
Not counting it before walking away |
0057
My heart Not letting me get over someone who has hurt me. Willingly accepting him back despite the bruises and emotional scars. |
0056
Bill Cosby Making my dad think that everyone looks good in Coogi sweaters. I’ll most likely be buying him one for Father’s Day to make him happy. |
0055
My older sister, Deniece. Ruining my social life by apparently being cooler and more attractive than me. Allowing her to meet my friends, which was a huge mistake. |
0054
My parents Not giving me enough attention as a child. The youngest of 11 children |
0053
G.A.G. NOT BLOGGING ENOUGH BEING A SLACKER. |
0052
Money Being the root of all evil. A person who loves money and will do anything to get it. |
0051
KFC Making me cheat on my diet by creating the Double-Down sandwich. Never order it again…on a weekday. |
0050
Facebook/all social sites Making it possible for strangers and people who I intentionally lost contact with to find me with little/no effort. Decline their so-called “friendships.” |
0049
the internet misinformation look harder |
0048
myself not visitting my friend JoyLynn wine and dessert soon !! |
0047
my boyfriend's memory not charging my blackberry loving him anyway |
0046
big water corps sucking all the worlds water and selling it back to us concerned human |
0045
highschool ruining my life caring |
0044
Myself Being a bad daughter Making my mom cry |
0043
yupsters jacking up the prices of real estate in brownstone brooklyn. being too uppity to leave park slope for a neighborhood without a starbucks and a farmers market. |
0042
Ignorant people Racism! I don’t stand for it! |
0041
CC App Developers Not creating an app for the Palm Pre Buying a Palm Pre instead of an iPhone |
0040
High School Homework, no time for fun, Bluestockings and friends. Pointless crap that has nothing to do with life. Encouraging negative social situations. Too many hormones in one place Going every day |
0039
Mina Ruining my life, betraying my friendship, blackmailing my mother Getting emotionally attached to the situation |
0038
hyperconservative politic Back-alley abortions and mother fatalities A concerned woman who is pisssed off about men thinking they understand what being a woman means! |
0037
Genetics Inheriting the burden of consciousness Legacy Trial, Inc. |
0036
Canada illegal immigration assistant |
0035
my mom making me feel unlovable abandoned daughter |
0034
Jan B. Enacting racist laws in the great state of Arizona Conscientious objector |
0033
Craig Being an egotistical, selfish, arrogant, putz who will never have any success! The better person |
0032
"this girl" Breaking my heart I let it happen. |
0031
Mothers and the wind keeping the hordes of Wordies away from the store today woeful, apologetic event coordinator |
0030
Justin Bieber The financial crisis Innocent bystander |
0029
Greg Making me do this NOW. (and making me a better person) Giving in |
0028
Consumer culture The demise of the appreciation of fine literature and the activity of reading Not buying a kindle, continuing to read books and buy them |
0027
Time Rushing past, moving so fast To catch up with it and relax |
0026
BP Making millions Ruining everything Not caring I spent $ on gasoline |
0025
Ex-boss Fucking with my head in a basement and making me lose a year of my life Stick-to-it-iveness |
0024
Unhealthy Eating Most of the disease in this country Not showing more people why this is the case and what to do about it |
0023
That minivan Dooring me :-( I was just riding my bike! In the bike lane! With a helmet!!! |
0022
Govenor of Arizona Advocating Racism Not working harder to change people’s views |
0021
The MTA Making me late to work today Innocent commuter |
0020
The people & city of NY The lack of color in the streets Only wearing black and red! |
0019
The SAT's Taking up all of my time, making me stressed, not letting me be secure about my life Buying into it |
0018
Banks Making irresponsible loans that are ruining affordable housing Activist/Organizer |
0017
the goose, Jude, & Randy EVERYTHING that occurred between the hours of 10:30 PM and 6:38 AM on May 6-7, 2010 the limit does not exist. |
0016
beer some very bad life choices spiritual vacuity |
0015
president obama the ring breaking off my pudding can tea party member from florida, on social security |
0014
SF Muni being racist angry leftist do nothing with a trust fund and a BMW |
0013
gavin newsom ruining my city non voting white liberal |
0012
the frat pack the loss of my class card was to act like the dirty slore.. i will try to stay away from this behavior in the future. |
0011
Jordan Breaking up with me over the phone, after 2.4 years of being together, while I was helping him move, during finals week. Jerk. |
0010
Mom My problems Daughter who fears |
0009
Disco Music Breakin tha bank Record Addict |
0008
joe betraying me for allowing a bad relationship to go on too LONG!!!!!!!! |
0007
Hipsters Everything Bitter Old Gen Exer |
0006
Louis Loving Me Being a BAD BITCH! |
0005
Kevin Being a douche What is my role? Good question. |
0004
food making me fat gourmand |
0003
Clarence Thomas the pubic hair in my soda law clerk |
0002
My mother Fucking me up Perpetually in therapy. |
0001
Jonathan Swanson Stealing my highschool sweetheart on Prom Night, 1998. Admittedly, I drank too much before the dance. |
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© 2012
Gregg
raising the bar on sex so high that no one can touch it!
knowing and continuing to sustain the fantasy…